Consumables
Trash Sparkling Water
Details
Upon use, immediately heals a single ally by 24% of their Max HP plus 300 extra Max HP.
Story
A beverage that Trailblazer sells on The Radiant Feldspar / The Trailblaze's Stern / The Tatalov / The Soaring Clock Hand. The inspiration came from the psychoanalysis that Dr. Edward performed on Trailblazer.
The one consuming this drink will immediately feel the "supreme joy of digging through trashcans." However, Dr. Edward did adjust the flavoring to ensure that normal people aren't overwhelmed by such extreme levels of happiness.
"AHHGHGHH! I LOVE DIGGING THROUGH TRASHCANS! TRASHCAN IS HAPPINESS! I AM HAPPINESS! I AM TRASHCANNNNN!"
"Uh-oh, big eyes. This one's completely gone off the rails. What now?"
"I told you before to not use the original recipe. You have to believe in the science of psychoanalysis!"
The one consuming this drink will immediately feel the "supreme joy of digging through trashcans." However, Dr. Edward did adjust the flavoring to ensure that normal people aren't overwhelmed by such extreme levels of happiness.
"AHHGHGHH! I LOVE DIGGING THROUGH TRASHCANS! TRASHCAN IS HAPPINESS! I AM HAPPINESS! I AM TRASHCANNNNN!"
"Uh-oh, big eyes. This one's completely gone off the rails. What now?"
"I told you before to not use the original recipe. You have to believe in the science of psychoanalysis!"
Source
• Snack Vendor