A series of recorded texts written by an influencer refugee who successfully evacuated to Perdido Station.
Doomsday Blog
Real-time transcribed voice posts, with missing content due to unstable signals and massive ▄noise▀▄ interference.
@Lone_Freerider "Posted in Dovebrook District" I apologize for taking up public space like this. Truly, I do. But as a beloved idol, there's just something I have to get off my chest today: My dear fans, you are more than welcome to love me, but please, do NOT let that love become a burden on public order and social harmony! I just wrapped filming on The Great Detective Who Can't Catch a Break today, and what did I find waiting for me outside the set? A group of mechatron fans who had completely lost it, going on an absolute frenzy and unleashing their "Windmill Defacer" punches on other fans left and right, injuring many people. This is completely and utterly unacceptable! Love freely, but don't cause harm. Don't let your love for me go to your head!
Oh, and one more thing. The night sky looks weird today. Guys, get home early and let me know you're safe.
Attached below is a nine-grid photo of a ploo, flashing a glamorous smile. Hanging ominously behind that confident smile is a wicked, grinning Phantasmoon.
@Lone_Freerider "Posted in Dovebrook District" Everyone, stay calm! This is all just acting! Acting! Some visionary director must be trying to capture the raw terror on people's faces when confronted with death, and transformed all of Dovebrook into a doomsday film set. I've spent years playing dead and have mastered hundreds of ways to die, so let me give you all a little demonstration. First, close your eyes, pick a pose, then lie flat just like I'm doing right now... All we have to do is wait for the director to yell "cut!" and then it'll all be over!
Darn it, why hasn't that stupid director called "cut" yet?! That unhinged orch is about to throw a ██▄▄▀▄living▄▄▀ child into Dovebrook!!
@Lone_Freerider "Posted in Dovebrook District" It's real. It's real. It's real. IT'S REAL... I hurt someone... That orch... I had no choice but to push him into Dovebrook. If I kept playing dead, it would've been that kid who died! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry... This doesn't feel like acting anymore. My head's about to explode. I think I'm losing my mind!
@Lone_Freerider "Posted in ▄▄" What do I do now, my hands won't stop shaking. I finally ran into a security officer a moment ago. He covered me and got me hidden inside a shop, then never came back. *Planarcadia profanity* What an idiot... O The Laughter, please watch over him.
@Lone_Freerider "Posted in Dovebrook District" This place isn't safe anymore. Those frenzied imagenae have completely surrounded this little shop. That poor door is going to get smashed to pieces any minute now. Good thing it's just me in here.
Haha, all my life, I've been acting at being dead. And now, at last, I get to live the role. The Laughter above, this is the greatest joke of my life.
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@Lone_Freerider "Posted at Perdido Station" Friends, I'm alive! I'm actually still alive! Sorry for not responding sooner, I've been helping out at Perdido Station taking care of the wounded. Turns out it wasn't frenzied imagenae that burst through the door. It was a talking monkey! It came charging in holding a banana, and in a smooth, elegant baritone, it rallied us to grab spatulas, brooms, anything within reach, whatever could be used as a weapon to defend ourselves. It said, "Stop playing dead. Stop lying down in resignation. Live... like a hero!"
Friends, don't give up, don't give up! Aha is right here with us.
If needed, please head to Perdido Station for shelter! "Share Location: Perdido Station"
@Lone_Freerider has changed their name to @StandFirmTogether