This is an AI-generated transcript of a social media video about former CEO Silhoumont
Silhoumont's Secrets
[The following content is an AI-generated text transcript of a social media video]
Does anyone still remember Mr. Silhoumont, the former CEO of Planarcadia? Nearly eight months after stepping down, I'm sure plenty of arcadia residents have already forgotten this guy who barely made a blip on anyone's radar to begin with, even though he actually held the position for a solid decade.
However, our channel recently sat down with a former secretary of Silhoumont's. That conversation revealed a surprisingly colorful picture of Mr. Silhoumont, who came across as quite the character and provided no shortage of laughs in his daily life. That said, to protect our source's identity, our channel takes no responsibility for the authenticity of any of the following stories.
1. I'm an Intellitron During a reception event for Genius Society members, Silhoumont suddenly claimed that he was actually an Intellitron, with his main personality derived from a copy of Louis Fleming made a century ago. Apparently, after delivering this joke, he deliberately paused for half a minute to wait for the audience's reaction. When he got no reaction whatsoever, he was forced to salvage the situation by saying, "Fantastic! Looks like no one here fell for that. Truth is, arcadia residents love to joke that their C-suite executives are all a bunch of artificial idiots."
2. You Have to Dial When Making Calls Silhoumont wasn't a fan of using phones, so his secretaries usually handled all incoming and outgoing calls. One day, he got the sudden urge to try out the newly launched "C-Suite Hotline" himself. So he picked up the receiver and just... sat there holding it for quite a while. After a long pause, he smacked his forehead and went, "Oh right, you have to dial to make a call."
3. Too Many Slices and I Can't Finish Silhoumont liked to order pizza as a late-night snack when working overtime. Once, a new secretary asked him how many slices he preferred his pizza cut into. Silhoumont's answer was: "Five slices. Any more than that, and I won't be able to finish it."
4. The Dead Sparrow in the Sky One day, Silhoumont and his secretary were leaving the executive office together. At the entrance, the secretary spotted a dead sparrow and blurted out, "Look, a dead sparrow... that's bad luck." Upon hearing this, Silhoumont looked up at the sky and scanned the area, saying, "Huh? Where? I don't see it."
5. Celestial Jade Silhoumont is a hardcore Celestial Jade fanatic. We're talking to the point where he can't even sleep well without playing it. Rumor has it, the moment he got confirmation of his dismissal, the first thing out of his mouth was, "Well, at least now I can finally go compete in those offline Celestial Jade tournaments."