Sparxicle's special interview show. What's new with the tavern and the Fools after the battle? Come along with Sparxicle to find out~
~ Tavern Weekly Times, Issue 1 ~
Good evening, Sparxheads~! Welcome to Sparxicle's Tavern Weekly Times, brought to you by the "World's End" Tavern! After that jaw-dropping, clout-exploding show, so many Sparxheads have been asking about the tavern's current state of affairs. How could Sparxicle ever say no to her fans? Consider it done!
"Dewide Chungus Turns Into a Tiny Eater? There Goes His Dream to Be a Voracity Pathstrider!" First, let's focus on the Masked Fool who just came back from the big fight: Dewide Chungus! This big fella who once swore he'd become a Voracity pathstrider... Wait, WHAT!? He's starving down to skin and bones!? "Every time I see food, I think of THEM." The once-mighty hulk trembled. "I am a half-eaten cookie, a gummy bear. Now I've got such a tiny appetite! It's. Such. A. Shame!" So what on earth happened? Let's hear it from our on-duty drinksmith, Shanshan~
"You're not one of us. You're a Fool." "Classic post-Voracity stress disorder, have some more food." Shanshan, the drinksmith on duty, shrugged. "Honestly, though? The bigger headache is all those unclaimed Masks piling up in the tavern!" Everyone knows Masked Fools fear no authority, bow to no bigwig, yet one shriek from a baby or an awkward silence sends them running. Good heavens, is there anything more terrifying in this world than a clueless little brat? Some Fools, lacking the fortitude, bolted on the spot, and didn't even have the presence of mind to take their dignity with them. I may not understand it, but I'm not here to judge. Blessings to them all. (Tips hat) "The tavern will hold onto these Masks. In case they ever come back and want them." Besides, The Laughter has never once approved an activities budget, so we're in the same boat as the furbos on that front. Every coin counts. — From Shanshan
Just then, a figure suddenly burst into frame... could it be...? It's... It's the legendary "Blue Wild Man of Belobog"!
"Help Needed with Mask Recycling!" A Blue Wild Man of Belobog enters the shot, arms raised high with infectious enthusiasm: "Since everyone's getting a new Mask anyway, what are you gonna do with the old one? Simple, just head over to—" Cut! Secondhand dealers who haven't paid for ad space are NOT allowed on Sparxicle's channel~
Also, we have some sad news for all Sparxheads out there: Due to certain higher-ups' decisions, Tavern Weekly Times has been axed! What a shame~ See you next time, and don't forget to subscribe~!
Alright, since we're in the middle of the Games, forget about the Weekly Times! I want you to have a drink, share a good laugh, and just go "Aha!" and let it all go! — From your most devoted friend :)