Will you end your lives here in prison, fettered like dogs? No! Even fallen into the depths of jail, your lives are still full of infinite possibilities! Join the Arma Correctional Group and join me to help the myriad convicts!
Become one of us, and we promise you: You will be the first to enjoy the Group's latest breakthroughs in research! Can imprisonment really be this entertaining, you say? Become a hero amongst your cellmates! Who will be able to get the best stuff? Own the chance to atone for your crimes with Arma! Freedom is within your reach!
This position requires: Proficiency in basic product research and user profile development. The ability to investigate, evaluate, and sift through partnership opportunities with various industry brands. A willingness to actively communicate with material suppliers to optimize our product and technology. The ability to push for progress and bring partnership product designs and marketing proposals to reality.
We hope that you: Have implanted Synesthesia Beacon or higher education, or were convicted of deception and fraud. (Bonus points to those who were convicted of beguilement!) Have three or more years of work experience, and were the mastermind of at least three or more criminal activities. (No violent crimes please! We're a peaceful organization!) Both your sentence and life expectancy have to be at least two hundred or more years. (We hope you'll work long-term with us!) Death row convicts need not apply. (This is very important!)
The Arma Correctional Group eagerly awaits your participation!