Resumes of the furbo brothers applying for positions at Furbobo Weekly
Bruce & Tiger Furlee's Resume
Name: Bruce & Tiger Furlee (The Furlee Brothers) Bruce Furlee: Since childhood, he's been well-versed in the Furbo Family Code, military tactics, and cosmic philosophy, developing his own unique perspectives. He keeps a strict sleep schedule: early to bed, early to rise. He also writes every single day without fail. Together with Tiger Furlee, he's quite a celebrity in the furbo world. Tiger Furlee: Bruce Furlee's younger brother.
Graduated from: FurBest Educational Institute
Work Experience: TenYearsOfResults.exe
My Strengths:
1. Unfamiliar with labor laws. (Can work overtime and crash at the office.) 2. Highly stable, unwilling to job-hop. (Can stick around until the company goes under.) 3. Puts the company as the top priority, self-interests as the lowest priority. (Doesn't care about salary, only focusing on career development.) 4. On call 24/7, ready to solve problems anytime. (Immediate response for any issue.) 5. Can serve tea and pour water, flatter and bootlick. (Can also learn to do backflips.)