A resume submitted to the Life Sciences Institute by a scholar applying for a researcher position, detailing their academic achievements.
Chosen Resume
Basic Information: Name: John Harris Species: Harbeck Position Applied For: Biological Science Researcher
EDUCATION University of Midriver PhD in Biological Sciences (Specialization: Nutritional Physiology) | Luxfrost Calendar, Year 995 to 1003 | Status: Non Graduate Master of Science in Biological Sciences (Specialization: Nutritional Physiology) | Luxfrost Calendar, Year 989 to 995 Bachelor of Science in Biological Sciences | Luxfrost Calendar, Year 985 to 989
Published Works: 1. "Correlations Between Mineral Intake and Homeostatic Balance and Imbalance in Terror Birds," Luxfrost Journal of Biochemistry, Vol. 776, pp. 84–101. 2. "Dynamic Effects of Supplementary Factor A Intake Timing on Terror Bird Visual Acuity," University of Midriver Journal (Natural Sciences Edition), Vol. 4977, pp. 21–37. 3. "Changes in Terror Bird Digestive Organs Following Increased Fern Consumption and Improvement of Infectious Bursal Disease," Century of Biological Sciences, Vol. 36, pp. 156–172. 4. "A Formal and Strongly-Worded Statement Regarding How My Meticulously Raised Terror Birds Were Turned Into Fried Chicken by My Junior and the Devastating Blow This Has Dealt to My Academic Career," Academic Grievances, Vol. 156488, pp. 3336–3338.
Other Skills & Achievements: 1. I possess strong leadership abilities. As the Head of the Sports and Culture Department of the Midriver University Student Council, I organized major events including the school sports day and a Fun Sports Festival, and successfully built rapport with students who had grievances against the student council. 2. I am an avid runner with excellent physical fitness. I have placed in multiple events at the Midriver University school sports day, including the sprint, long-distance race, hurdles, and obstacle course. 3. I am kind-hearted and always ready to help others. I once stumbled upon a fellow student being bullied by a group of troublemakers, stepped in without hesitation, fought them off single-handedly, and came to the rescue, an act of bravery that earned me the Midriver University honorary title of "Outstanding Student Leader."
HR Officer's Comments Reviewed. Absolute nonsense. Academically subpar, and allowed his own test subjects to go missing. Recommendation: Do not hire.
Mastaka's Notes A promising candidate with outstanding physical attributes. We're in need of a strong, able-bodied test subject for Leviathan Essence research.