Who says livestreaming can't save the world? (Totally possible)
Operation: Super Cute Sparxicle!
A stage script co-written by the Actors in a relay format, depicting a certain facet of the battle to hunt the Voracity from different points of view. After the public performance ends, the writer with the lowest box office earnings will be tasked with hunting down the Troupe Master and hounding her for manuscripts for the coming year.
NARRATOR: How does one propel a touring showboat to sail the ocean of Wishpower? NARRATOR: Yet there is one who neither wields a blade nor sacrifices themself. Using the eyes of the multitude as kindling, they spark a miracle of departure.
Curtain rises: the stage divides in two. Left: a livestream studio. Right: the audience seats for live call-ins. SPARXHEAD A: Behold, the dazzling Sparxie. Countless eyes converge on a single screen. The gaze of followers shall chart a course among the stars!
SPARXHEAD B: O Snackfroster, who bears no mighty cannons, nor wears a coat of thick armor. How, then, do you sail in the void?
SPARXIE (loudly): For the sake of every follow, every like, every bullet comment scrolling fast! A tidal wave of Wishpower swells, pushing our ship out at last! (Note: What's that supposed to mean? Is this the usual vibe of Sparxicle's stream?)
SPARXIE steps forward. SPARXIE: Sparxheads, let me see your hands!
SPARXHEAD A (Moved): Thus she beckons, her voice like silver bells. (Note: LMAO)
SPARXHEAD B: Look, Wishpower is surging unceasingly. It is her smile that banishes my fear. Panic fades, hope is born. The Fool presents the most wondrous prelude to the decisive battle! (Note: Help it's so cringe.)
A Ferris wheel projection rises. SPARXIE and the SPARXHEADS dance around it. SPARXIE & SPARXHEADS (in unison): The wheel spins on, the resonance of destiny. Phantasmoon turns, the grace of the stars. O Voracity, you insatiable abyss...
SPARXIE: The "Sparkle Show" is right here... to declare war on you!
ALL SPARXHEADS: War! War!
Curtain falls.
A full belly makes a happy heart, watch Sparxicle till it's dark!